Why was the guitar mad?
He was tired of being picked on.

What do a note and a pencil have in common?
They both can be sharp!

What kind of music do Mummies like?
Rap (wrap) music!

Why did the pianist try to turn the keys of the piano?
To unlock the piano!

What type of music do rocks like?
The Rolling Stones!

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!

Why did the music teacher get locked out of her room?
Her keys were in the piano!

What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!

What kind of phone can make music?
A saxophone!

Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?
Because he had no soul!

What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?
Beat It! Beat It!

What music do balloons hate?
POP!!

What's a geologist's favorite type of music?
Rock music!

Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!

Why was the piano player arrested?
Because he got into treble.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't "tuna" fish.

What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-Hop!

What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!

Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!\

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!

Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!